Today skipped school because they were having this after PMR activity which I, personally find it boring once I heard about it.Nobody was going to school so why bother going.I really really pity Sue because she was alone there.Luckily Danielle was there.hah.Was online chatting with steph and chery.Chery really gave me migraine.Talking to her was somehow hard.Only in msn of course.Anyway Steph send me these malay joke........points below*

Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.
Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?

Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!
Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.

Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!
Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?

Murid : Faham, cikgu!

Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.
Murid : (senyap)

Cikgu : Pandai!
Murid : Bodoh! 

 Cikgu : Bukan!
Murid : Ya!

Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!
Murid : Oh Hamba!

Cikgu : Dengar ini!
Murid : Dengar itu!

Cikgu : Diam!
Murid : Bising!

Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!
Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!

 Cikgu : Mati aku!
Murid : Hidup kami!

Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!
Murid : Akar lama tak tau!

Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!
Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!


Cikgu : Kamu gila!
Murid : Kami siuman! 

Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!
Murid : Kurang! Kurang!

Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!
Murid : Belum! Belum!

Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?
Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!


Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!
Murid : Oh! Mengalah! 

 Cikgu : Kurang ajar!
Murid : Cukup ajar!

Cikgu : Habis aku!
Murid : Kekal kami!

Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!
Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!

Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!
Murid : Belum, pandai!

Cikgu : Berdiri!
Murid : Duduk!

Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!
Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!

Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!
Murid : Cerdik kami tu! 

 Cikgu : Rosak!
Murid : Baik!

Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!
Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!

Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)

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That should leave you laughing of loud.Here's the convo between me and chery.She really make me fruddle and I almost end up in Tanjung Rambutan because I couldn't stop laughing.I think my neighbour was complaining.Haha.I find it funny myself but if its not funny to you then please exit this blog.Thank you

` cherylnn ; reverie' says (10:17 PM):
 you can take me to school not 
 if you can then i can go la 
Yanne. Am I a anti-hobnob ? says (10:18 PM):
 take u for what
 if it is despreate measures only la
` cherylnn ; reverie' says (10:19 PM):
 take me to school la 
 where somemore 
 desperate?
 desperate of what?
Yanne. Am I a anti-hobnob ? says (10:19 PM):
 despreate measures
Yanne. Am I a anti-hobnob ? says (10:20 PM):
 thats means if i really really need you
 or if something big is going on in school
` cherylnn ; reverie' says (10:20 PM):
 why do you really really need me?
 har
 dude are you like okay you
 you're freaking me outb 
 omg 
 what happen to you
 are you okay
Yanne. Am I a anti-hobnob ? says (10:21 PM):
 I MEAN I WILL ONLY FETCH U IF I NEED U IN SCHOOL OR SOMEONE'S BDAY 
 HAIYOOOOOOOOOOOO
 i'm fine
 whats wrong with u
 u think bout him too much is it
` cherylnn ; reverie' says (10:21 PM):
 who
 who is him,?
 omg 
 ht oh ht 
` cherylnn ; reverie' says (10:22 PM):
 yesterday you say i like ******* 
 today you say i like ******* 
 allah 
 then tomorrow you say who i like somemore?
 omg
Yanne. Am I a anti-hobnob ? says (10:24 PM):
 .......................................................................................................>>>>>>>>> I'm getting migraine
` cherylnn ; reverie' says (10:25 PM):
 and now you're getting a migraine why's that 
Yanne. Am I a anti-hobnob ? says (10:28 PM):
 YA ALLAH ILA WALA IIIII
 because of you la
` cherylnn ; reverie' says (10:28 PM):
 why?
 i also what 
Yanne. Am I a anti-hobnob ? says (10:28 PM):
 why you keep asking why want
 dont la
` cherylnn ; reverie' says (10:29 PM):
 because you're confusing me
Yanne. Am I a anti-hobnob ? says (10:32 PM):
 chery oh chery
Yanne. Am I a anti-hobnob ? says (10:33 PM):
 even little kids will laugh if they read this convo
` cherylnn ; reverie' says (10:34 PM):
 why laugh?
Yanne. Am I a anti-hobnob ? says (10:35 PM):
 ya allah

rated:1000000+++.XD

Enjoy people!!!!

signing off,

Yanne

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